Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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