god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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