I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Randomize
