he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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