I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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