I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I pour the whiskey from now on
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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