White coat. Heels.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
last night I used snow as a chaser
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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