why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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