She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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