just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I just want nice things and good sex
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Randomize
