she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
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