is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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