He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
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