i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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