it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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