I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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