You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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