ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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