I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
