Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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