This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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