Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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