Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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