How'd it feel making her break her religion?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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