K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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