So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
