happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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