I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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