You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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