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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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