That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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