I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
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