i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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