Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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