I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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