Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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