so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Randomize
