My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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