she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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