i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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