you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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