she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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