Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
It was confusing and full of hummus
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Are these your boobs on my camera?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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