Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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