I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Randomize