if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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