Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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