What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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