dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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