I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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