he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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