It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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