yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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